A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: \u2018To My Dear Wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife.Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don\u2019t be upset \u2013 I shall be home before midnight.\u2019When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: \u2018My Dear Husband. I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that although it may appeathat we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference: \u201918 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.\u2019 Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!!!.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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