{"id":220,"date":"2024-03-30T02:44:20","date_gmt":"2024-03-30T02:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifementorb.de\/?p=220"},"modified":"2024-03-30T02:44:21","modified_gmt":"2024-03-30T02:44:21","slug":"a-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/?p=220","title":{"rendered":"A blonde.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. \u201cYou ok?\u2019 she says. \u2018Yes.\u2019 he says. You can go and play with the other kids you know\u2019 she says. \u2018It\u2019s best I stay here.\u2019 he says. \u2018Why\u2019s that sweetie?\u2019 says the blonde. The boy looks at her incredulously and says, \u201cBecause I\u2019m the Goalie !\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":221,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wow"],"views":57515,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":222,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions\/222"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}