{"id":1391,"date":"2024-09-29T22:14:34","date_gmt":"2024-09-29T22:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifementorb.de\/?p=1391"},"modified":"2024-09-29T22:14:34","modified_gmt":"2024-09-29T22:14:34","slug":"a-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/?p=1391","title":{"rendered":"A Teacher\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>The teacher told him to go down to the principal\u2019s office; he was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>He did, and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.<br>She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.<br>\u201cI thought I told you to call your Mom,\u201d she screamed. \u201cI did,\u201d he said, \u201cand she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she\u2019d come and pick me up from school.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1392,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wow"],"views":20754,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1393,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391\/revisions\/1393"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifementorb.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}